Blonde trying to commit suicide

A blonde and a brunette are living together.

The brunette came home
from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist.

The
brunette asked why the rope was around her waist.

The blonde said that
she was trying to commit suicide.

The brunette said, “You put it around
your neck!”

The blonde replied, “I tried that but I couldn’t breathe!”

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