Brunette and Blonde in a bakery.



A brunette and an blonde go into a bakery.

The blonde immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to the brunette, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see a thing.” The brunette says to the blonde, “That’s typical of you blondes. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”

He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.”

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The brunette swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the brunette swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, “So what did you do with the pastries?”

The brunette replies, “Look in the blonde’s back pocket…..”


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