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Chuck Norris's IT skills

Chuck Norris can edit PDF files

Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands

Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster

Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail

Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard

Chuck Norris has to chain his mouse to his desktop

Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros

Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norris’ website

Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE

Chuck Norris is the Domain controller

Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0

Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon

Chuck Norris is Dr Watson

Chuck Norris monitor has no glare… no-one glares at Chuck Norris

format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC

Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC

Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error

Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language

Chuck Norris CPU doesn’t have a fan

Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive

Chuck Norris invented the internet

Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & that’s how we got ADSL

Chuck Norris’s Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour

Chuck Norris uses Notepad for a database

Chuck Norris’ PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound


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Comments

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 16:08 — Anonymous (not verified)

Chuck Norris does not teabag

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies...He potato sacks them

Fri, 10/02/2009 - 06:30 — chaos (not verified)

if he roundhouse kicked c-

if he roundhouse kicked c- twice it would be c+ and not c++

Tue, 09/15/2009 - 20:53 — joker (not verified)

Chuck norris

the mall doesn't need mall security because Chuck Norris can multiply and round-house kick any and every shoplifter in the mall

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 18:13 — Anonymous (not verified)

chuck

little kids piss their names in snow chuck norris pisses his in concrete!!!

once while having sex one of chuck norris' sperm got into the trailer's enginge you mayn ow know this trailer as optimus prime!!!

chuck norris...nuff said

chuck norris once impregnated a chick seven months later she gave birth to a ford excursion!!!

Tue, 07/14/2009 - 22:31 — starr (not verified)

check out some more funny

check out some more funny chuck norris jokes here
http://hubpages.com/hub/jokes-about-Chuck-Norris

Mon, 07/06/2009 - 21:12 — Anonymous (not verified)

chuck norris

In soviet russia chuck norris still beat you
chuck norris went to burger king and ordered a big mac, he got it

Wed, 05/20/2009 - 02:50 — Anonymous (not verified)

Chuck Norris plays Russian

Chuck Norris plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

Mon, 03/16/2009 - 20:42 — Anonymous (not verified)

Superman

Superman lives in fear of Chuck Norris because not even the man of steel can survive a roundhouse kick to the face.

Thu, 09/10/2009 - 03:26 — !ChuckNora! (not verified)

TRUE

Chuck Norris once went to a prep party and round-house-kicked eery popped coller in sight....rawr

Tue, 02/10/2009 - 04:19 — Anonymous (not verified)

Jesus can walk on water...

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 19:43 — Anonymous (not verified)

joke

When chuck norris jumps in water chuck norris dont get wet water gets chuck norris
when the boogie man goes to bed he checks the closet for chuck norris
Hope you like the jokes

Thu, 01/29/2009 - 07:50 — Anonymous (not verified)

what do i do?

ummm..... i just accidently a coca cola bottle...... is this bad?

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 18:46 — Anonymous (not verified)

i killed chuch norris

i killed chuch norris

Mon, 03/16/2009 - 20:45 — Anonymous (not verified)

impossible

no one can kill Chuck Norris!

Mon, 11/24/2008 - 16:37 — Anonymous (not verified)

Who cares

Chuck Norris is retarded and all you followers of him should be afraid of me comming to "roundhouse kick" your face in cuz i beat up Chuck Norris last night. so go suck some1 else's dick cuz that is all you want Chuck Norris for

Thu, 02/26/2009 - 13:45 — Anonymous (not verified)

u are a freak

how did u beat up chuck norris
oh wiat u didnt

Thu, 02/26/2009 - 13:44 — Anonymous (not verified)

u are a freak

how did u beat up chuck norris
oh wiat u didnt

Mon, 02/09/2009 - 21:31 — Anonymous (not verified)

you a douch bag

hahaha well.. urmm what got stuck up your figina

Wed, 12/24/2008 - 20:52 — Anonymous (not verified)

calm down

It's just for laughs, why are you taking this so seriously?

Sat, 11/29/2008 - 14:39 — Anonymous (not verified)

you sir are an idiot

you sir are an idiot

Mon, 11/24/2008 - 22:09 — Anonymous (not verified)

thats really sad considering

thats really sad considering you bothered to search this page in the first place. now go suck your mums fat sweaty dick

Fri, 11/21/2008 - 08:37 — Anonymous (not verified)

Amazing Joke

In a fight with chuck norris there are always 2 hits, he hits you, you hit the floor!!

Mon, 06/15/2009 - 09:06 — Anonymous (not verified)

that's 3 hits. 1. Him

that's 3 hits.

1. Him hitting you,
2. You hitting the floor,
3. The ambulance hitting 90 down the freeway

Tue, 11/11/2008 - 19:04 — Anonymous (not verified)

for every hour that our

for every hour that our soliders are in iraq chuck norris comes and hits a iraq baby in the face.

Fri, 10/31/2008 - 13:40 — your mom (not verified)

U guys think you are so

U guys think you are so funny but ur mom.

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 13:50 — Anonymous (not verified)

gay......... that is all

gay......... that is all

Tue, 01/13/2009 - 03:27 — Anonymous (not verified)

"ur mom"

lets get off mum's all together ,Lords knows i just got off your's

Fri, 10/31/2008 - 13:40 — your mom (not verified)

U guys think you are so

U guys think you are so funny but ur mom.

Sat, 08/30/2008 - 20:06 — Anonymous (not verified)

Pajamas

Some people wear superman pajamas superman wears chuck norris pajamas

Fri, 07/18/2008 - 18:14 — Anonymous (not verified)

good

good chuch norris is annoying. chuck norris is still alive though

Mon, 06/02/2008 - 20:18 — Anonymous (not verified)

i killed chuch norris

i killed chuch norris

Sun, 08/31/2008 - 12:40 — Anonymous (not verified)

every person to say they

every person to say they killed chuck norris died from a round house kick to the head, after they pissed themselves that is

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