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Did you know that Chuck Norris invented water? Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. he decides what time it is. If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, then Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. it's just another fist. chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there. If you wanna know Chuck Norris's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to read books. He just stares them down until he gets the info out of them that he needs.
Geiko just saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris. Hoped you liked them