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Thu, 07/02/2009 - 16:17 — Anonymous (not verified)

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When god said "and let there be light"! Chuck Norris said "Say please.

Chuck Norris once killed a Grizzly bear with his bare hands because it dared to have more chest hair than him.

When Chuck Norris was born the doctor didn't smack his ass, he shook his hand.

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