Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
Little Johnny : "HIJKLMNO"!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
Little Johnny : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.
Little Johnny : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Little Johnny!

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TEACHER : Little Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Little Johnny : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
Little Johnny : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : Little Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny : I is...

TEACHER : No, Little Johnny. Always say, "I am."
Little Johnny : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

Little Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Little Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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Little Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
Little Johnny: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

Little Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, Little Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

Little Johnny: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Little Johnny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?

Little Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Little Johnny: A teacher

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