Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

"If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."

"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. "

" Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."

"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a disk to reach a high shelf."

"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."

"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."

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