Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

A Blonde was sitting on his porch, when this man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.

'What can I do for you?' She politely asked. 'Are you selling something?'

'No, sir, I'm not. I'm a Census Taker.'

'A what?'

'A Census Taker. We're trying to find out how many people there are in USA.'

'You're wasting your time here. I have no idea.'