Doctor and Attorney Car Crash

A doctor traveling by car along a country road collided with an attorney, who happened to be driving in the opposite direction.

The attorney, seeing that the doctor was a bit shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink of Scotch from his hip flask.

The doctor accepted, took a long drink and handed the flask back to the attorney, who closed it and put it away.

"Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor." Sure -- as soon as the police leave," replied the attorney.


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