Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

This is a great joke... and it deserves to be true - because there are a lot of people out there who are more ignorant than the villainette. There is very little in life that is more satisfying than seeing total @$$holes get their come-uppance!

Your bid for a large fart is $34. You've won this auction.

this is a joke website, right? why do people get offended by a simple joke and then go on to analyze it, for what? does it help you sleep at night to critisize people for no reason? does it make you get off when you post ignorant comments butchering a perfectly good and somewhat funny joke? fuck off ignorant pricks.

badass man

You people make my brain hurt. The only semi intelligent person on here was the very first commenter. Do you think MAYBE since the story is on a page with the word JOKES in the title that it's PROBABLY not real? Just a guess. Idiots. You make me want to punch babies. And where are the trolls? This is perfect trolling climate and there's not a single one on here, just one moron who somebody who clearly doesn't understand trolling accused of being troll.
You're all douchebags. Please shoot me before humans become even stupider. Crap like this proves evolution is a crock because you're all dumber than my 80 year old great grandma who is convinced that my lesbian cousin's girlfriend is a boy so obviously the human race is not improving.

This story is photoshopped, i can tell by the pixels.

Next time someone calls you a "*******" , whatever it was, just keep friggin' driving. Don't feel the need to drive back up there, stir the situation back up by asking her if she 'had a problem'. If you're a "*******", you're most likely an actual "*******" , whether or not speeding up was the right thing to do or not. Get over it.

Also, when she first jumped in front of your car, run her over next time. Friggin everyday Joes and Janes thinking they're American heroes. Sick of it.

Alright, next time don't really run her over. Point is, your pride left you in the hands of someone crazy and stupid, who thinks they're high and mighty, and got the police involved. Your extensive knowledge of law came in handy, but common sense could have just said that she had no evidence to support any foul play or demand an arrest. "I haven't done anything wrong and this lady on her pedestal is slowing down my day. Sorry for being dragged into the inconvenience, Officer." The fact that you demanded an arrest is neat, (I think the term was 'feel-good fable', which is suitable) but really douchebaggy. This sort of pride to have the last laugh is just friggin petty, I don't care if you become a big-shot lawyer or not.

Just because you can name off cases like Terry v. Ohio and boast your position as 'an officer of the Court', does not mean you wear the big boy pants. Grow up a little.

Oh please, talk about a feel good fable. You're all a bunch of suckers.

These kinds of stories exist to make everyone feel better about being totally under a boot their entire lives.

It's a pathetic Orwellian minutes hate against a non existent scape goat enemy culminating in a fictional victory.

Everyone get back to work.

Your behavior was completely exemplary and you're the kind of citizen that is capable of raising the level of citizenship itself if given the kind of attention and respect the officer demonstrated. I hope ten thousand people read your post and take it to heart. Society should drop the act and give a person who's right his dues. It goes from the playground (teasing and shunning the smart kid) to adult life, where playground behavior continues under a thin disguise.

Absolutely: power to you and your educated mind Sir, and to our wonderful laws that make a great society within reach for everybody.

Also: You kept a cool head and that's something that's getting harder and harder in this world. We ought to give out more and more credit just for that. You are the Dude!

Teaching someone a lesson in a hilarious, non-violent fashion is the best! Chances are that person won't needlessly cause problems for anyone for a long time to come. I guarantee that she would have gone home and told everybody about what she'd done had the guy driving actually been ticketed and, what's more, I'm sure she would have felt smug about it. Props for turning the situation around.

OWNED!

Wow i stumbled on to this site right after i stumble off another one with a bunch of idiots talking shit over the internet. Damn this is turning out to be a great day. Heres the other site if any of you mindless retards want to check it out. http://projectkickass.com/1677/comment-page-1/#comment-4589

Oh and good job Mr. first year law student you did handle the situation nicely.

that bitch got wat she deserved

you sound like a douchebag. why the hell stumble brought this page up for me is beyond my knowledge. I hope you fucking die.

You did exactly the right thing. If more people in the world put such focus into making sure the dick heads of the world got what they deserved, then maybe the dick heads would reconsider their behaviour.

"Virtue In The Middle", Said The Devil When He Sat Between Two Lawyers.

Amazing. I can't tell you how many idiot bitches like this I've wanted to screw over. I also have a somewhat noisy car, and these grumpy hags always think I'm speeding when accelerating...running out to the street to wave me down, making gestures and swearing at me...when I'm always driving the speed limit. The other thing people need to realize is that quick acceleration (unless burning out and causing danger around you) is not illegal as long as you don't accelerate past the speed limit).
Anyway this was a great story to hear since these people need to not be such ass holes. They need to mind their own damn business and shut up. (It's like the kind of people who call the police when they hear a party next door).
All you people who said that this guy is a prick, or a jerk...you're huge losers.

Except it does seem a lot like this was fabricated, but since there's no way to know i guess he WINNNNNNNS!!!