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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
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Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
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Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.
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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It becomes wet.
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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain
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Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A : TOMORROW
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Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.
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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
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Q. What gets wet with drying?
A : A towel
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Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
A : AGE.
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Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
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Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A : Because it has its own scales.
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Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A : Because it is too tyred.
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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state
A : liquid
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Q: If a plane crashes exactly on the border of America and Canada where do they bury the survivors?
A: You dont bury survivors.
Q: Why did the person get fired from the m&m factory?
A: They threw away all of the ones that had W's on them.
Q: Why did the person buy a notebook from Walgreens?
A: Because they had none at CVS (that one is so stupid its funny)
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crumby.
more jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: If a plane crashes exactly on the border of America and Canada where do they bury the survivors?
A: You dont bury survivors.
Q: Why did the person get fired from the m&m factory?
A: They threw away all of the ones that had W's on them.
Q: Why did the person buy a notebook from Walgreens?
A: Because they had none at CVS (that one is so stupid its funny)
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crumby.
Most of Ur Questions are
Most of Ur Questions are copied from the Indian Civil Service Examination interview
Realy good
THese jokes are really very good with a good sence of humour. they make us to laugh in tension also
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