Newspaper Classified Advertising



Actual Newspaper Ads and Classifieds:

* AMANA WASHER $100.  OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

* SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

* FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART DOG

* 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15

* TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTOMATIC, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

* TICKLE ME ELMO.  NEW IN BOX.  HARDLY TICKLED. $700

* FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.  8 YEARS OLD.  UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.

* GERMAN SHEPHERD.  85 lbs. NEUTERED.  SPEAKS GERMAN.  FREE.

* FULL SIZED MATTRESS.  20 YR WARRANTY.  LIKE NEW.  SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

* FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50

* CHARMIN ULTRA BATHROOM TISSUE-BONELESS

* SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS

* GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

* CUTE KITTEN FOR SALE, 2 CENTS OR BEST OFFER

* WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN - FROST FREE!

* FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.

* FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE - 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS

* AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED - $100

* TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?  WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.  STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

* NOTICE: TO PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE.  PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED.  PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE.  ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.


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