Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig..

I would not allow this employee to breed.

This employee is not really so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.

Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.

I would like to go hunting with him sometime.

He’s been working with glue too much.

He would argue with a sign post.

He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.

When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.

A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

A prime candidate for natural de-selection

Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.

Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.

If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

One neuron short of a synapse.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

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