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Sarcastic One Liners
- I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Does your train of thought have a caboose?
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
- See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
- Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
- A woman's favorite position is CEO.
- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
- Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
- If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And SeekCounseling.
- You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
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We are all entitled to be
We are all entitled to be stupid. Unfortunately some people tend to abuse this privilege.
People in glass houses, be
People in glass houses, be as loud as you want, we can see what you F*@k'n doing!
Look, I really do like you, I'm just very busy, but hey if you are free on the 31st of september then IT'S A DATE!
Let's make like a tree, and produce fruit! or give little children something to climb on!
(copyright, mick-o, 2009)
helium factory
i used to work in a helium factory but i quit, i refused to be talked to in that tone
If you suddenly find you
If you suddenly find you cannot fix it, screw it up so nobody else can !
well, You tried and you
well, You tried and you failed. The lesson here; never try.
If at first you don't
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried....
Save your
Save your soul!cool
dunb,dumber
are you always so dumb or is today a special occassion?
Failing
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried....
DONT DO IT
Its....If at first you don't succeed then skydiving defiantly isn't for you
one liner
YOUR MOM
don't be yourself it will
don't be yourself it will kill your soul
one liner
Grr-r-r-eat! I are all much more dumber now, for I had listen to you.
I'm not as stupid as you
I'm not as stupid as you look.
sarcastic one liners
if at first you dont succeed,screw it !
You tried and you failed.
You tried and you failed. The lesson here; never try.
“What’s another word for
“What’s another word for thesaurus?†~~ Steven Wright
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.†~~ Groucho Marx
...and no life?
...and no life?
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