Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

1) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

2) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

3) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

6) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

7) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

9) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

10) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

11) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

12) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

13) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

14) You never ever run out of salt.

15) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

16) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

17) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

18) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

19) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

20) Bricks are horrible to carry.

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