Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

10. They can play 2 player games by themselves.

9. They’re not sure what season, or year it is.

8. They’re best friends names are Super Mario, Pac-man, and Sonic (if they have real-life friends).

7. The electric company and the toy store sends them birthday cards.

6. Big falling blocks and hot lava pits haunt their dreams.

5. Their fingers twitch all the time.

4. When they are sick at home the change clerk at the arcade calls to see if they are all right.

3. They ask for all their money in quarters.

2. Everyone at the arcade knows them by name.

1. Someone is reading this to them, ’cause they’re too busy getting a new high score and can not be bothered.

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