Bitchy comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

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you guys r so damn mean these aint even funny

cop : ur eyes are red, have

cop : ur eyes are red, have y been drinking?
me : ur eyes are glazed, have u been eating donuts?

bitchie comebacks

man: how do you like your eggs?

woman: unfertilized

man: are you an angel?

man: are you an angel? because i must have died and gone to heaven
woman: i could be so lucky

Buck ? x

Man; " Can I Buck Yuhh ? "

Women; " Sure, getteh onneh mehh bkkeh, I'll buck yuhh to outteh-space "


Man: Guess what I got?
Woman: Oh this should be fun, does it itch?

GUY:Hey baby Girl:I dont see

GUY:Hey baby
Girl:I dont see a baby?

Well Done

Woman: I just burnt your steak
Man: Well Done!


Man: What do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.

man:your sweet like cotton

man:your sweet like cotton candy
Woman: your cheesy like pizza


Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: Seeing you made me go straight to Hell.

Man: Did you remember how hot I was in school?
Woman: Too bad you couldn't stay that way.

Man: Never once in my life have I cheated on you.
Woman: I've cheated on you everyday we were together.

Man: I wish you'd love me like I love you.
Woman: I wish you'd see how much I hate you.

Fun is the best time killer

Fun is the best time killer


Man: I would do anything in the world for you because I love you that much.
Woman: If you love me that much, shoot me in the head.

Man: If you and I were married, I would treat you the right way.
Woman: If you and I were married, I would kill myself.

Man: If you were my girlfriend, I'd make love to you every night.
Woman: I wouldn't make love to you even if we were the only two people on the Earth.

Man: I love you.
Woman: I don't.

Man: If a woman offered me a million dollars to make love to her I wouldn't because I am faithful to you.
Woman: I would take anything just to get away from you.


man: if i could rearrange the alphebet, id put u and i together
woman: i like it just the way it is, with n and o together.


man: are you and angel? cuz i must have died and gone to heaven.
woman: that line is so bad i must have died and gone to hell

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