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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Bitchy Quotes
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."-
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you"
"We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus"
"You shouldn't compare yourself to others they are more screwed up than you think."
If it doesn't fit force it, if it breaks it needed replaced anyway*
"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
"I don't want to achieve immortality thru my work. I want to achieve immortality thru not dying"
Comebacks
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******
Buck ? x
Man; " Can I Buck Yuhh ? "
Women; " Sure, getteh onneh mehh bkkeh, I'll buck yuhh to outteh-space "
itchy
Man: Guess what I got?
Woman: Oh this should be fun, does it itch?
GUY:Hey baby Girl:I dont see
GUY:Hey baby
Girl:I dont see a baby?
Well Done
Woman: I just burnt your steak
Man: Well Done!
XD
Man: What do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.
man:your sweet like cotton
man:your sweet like cotton candy
Woman: your cheesy like pizza
Insults
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: Seeing you made me go straight to Hell.
Man: Did you remember how hot I was in school?
Woman: Too bad you couldn't stay that way.
Man: Never once in my life have I cheated on you.
Woman: I've cheated on you everyday we were together.
Man: I wish you'd love me like I love you.
Woman: I wish you'd see how much I hate you.
Fun is the best time killer
Fun is the best time killer
Insults
Man: I would do anything in the world for you because I love you that much.
Woman: If you love me that much, shoot me in the head.
Man: If you and I were married, I would treat you the right way.
Woman: If you and I were married, I would kill myself.
Man: If you were my girlfriend, I'd make love to you every night.
Woman: I wouldn't make love to you even if we were the only two people on the Earth.
Man: I love you.
Woman: I don't.
Man: If a woman offered me a million dollars to make love to her I wouldn't because I am faithful to you.
Woman: I would take anything just to get away from you.
alphebet
man: if i could rearrange the alphebet, id put u and i together
woman: i like it just the way it is, with n and o together.
angel
man: are you and angel? cuz i must have died and gone to heaven.
woman: that line is so bad i must have died and gone to hell
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